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[102400; 05:45pm]

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This is the open forum for repeals against crimes (you can find what crime you commited on your "ticket") 1900-§

These crimes include:



  • 1902 - Not having photoshop
  • 1903 - sucking at photoshop
  • 1904 - sucking at photoshop
  • 1905 - Being friends with ironyscene and/or being ironyscene
  • 1906 - Sitting in the grass
  • 1907 - taking photos of converse
  • 1908 - taking photos of shit
  • 1909 - complaining
  • 2102 - being a fucking ankle spanker
  • 2103 - being nice
  • 2104 - shitting
  • 2105 - liking anal
  • 2106 - having ugly feet
  • 2107 - drinking mountain dew
  • 2108 - drinking water
  • 2109 - being a vegetarian
  • 2201 - eating meat
  • 2202 - being a bad person
  • 2203 - liking new coke black
  • 2204 - raping kids
  • 2205 - knowing how we do
  • 2206 - not wearing fur
  • 2207 - being scared of x-ray machines
  • 3715 - being in a crappy band
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[102404; 05:42pm]

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This is the open forum for repeals against crimes (you can find what crime you commited on your "ticket") 1400-1899

These crimes include:



  • 1402 - being straight edge
  • 1403 - owning an 18 in. ruler
  • 1404 - looking like a meatball
  • 1405 - weighing over 200 lbs.
  • 1406 - weighing under 90 lbs.
  • 1407 - not pretending to be the hulk
  • 1408 - pretending to take pictures like Alayna
  • 1409 - photoshops not being emo enough
  • 1502 - ripping a scarf
  • 1503 - pretending to be someone you are not
  • 1504 - not laughing retardedly
  • 1505 - playing guitar because everyone else does, which means you play guitar
  • 1506 - not being at Chris's party
  • 1507 - saying you are fat
  • 1508 - starving yourself/hurling after meals
  • 1509 - unsupportive action of savage birds
  • 1602 - bad homemade apparel
  • 1603 - not wearing underwear
  • 1604 - ignoring or interrupting someone
  • 1605 - not being hardcore
  • 1606 - being hardcore
  • 1607 - not saying who is on the phone when someone asks you who is on the phone
  • 1608 - owning more than 3 cats
  • 1609 - being in school band
  • 1702 - not having over 5 gigs of music on your computer
  • 1703 - DISRESPECT MOTHER FUCKER
  • 1704 - being obsessed with Mary Kate and/or Ashley Olsen
  • 1705 - Having bad politics
  • 1706 - Having no morals
  • 1707 - Basing all your politics on one single film (9/11)
  • 1708 - Being too slutty
  • 1709 - Not being slutty enough
  • 1802 - Getting all your facts on politics from books or films written by Michael Moore.
  • 1803 - Lj Stalking
  • 1804 - Commenting within 5-10 minutes of the post
  • 1805 - not posting enough pictures of yourself
  • 1806 - Completing livejournal surveys
  • 1807 - stealing other people's livejournal interests
  • 1808 - Posting more than 3 times in one day
  • 1809 - Commenting on your own livejournal
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[102404; 05:32pm]

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This is the open forum for repeals against crimes (you can find what crime you commited on your "ticket") 0187-1399

These crimes include:


  • 0187 - murder
  • 1002 - Being too emo, depressing.
  • 1003 - Pure stupidity
  • 1004 - harassment of other users
  • 1005 - being fucking ugly
  • 1006 - being too scene
  • 1007 - being too boring
  • 1008 - being too happy
  • 1009 - posting too much
  • 1102 - posting too little
  • 1103 - being friends
  • 1104 - use of ROFL, LMAO, BRB
  • 1105 - being an attention whore
  • 1106 - being the first to comment on a persons journal 2 posts in a row or more
  • 1107 - bad html
  • 1108 - bad layout
  • 1109 - bad icon
  • 1202 - listening to horrible disgusting crappy ass music
  • 1203 - having a horrible disgusting crappy ass user name
  • 1204 - having WAY too many pictures in your fucking live journal
  • 1205 - stupid ass lj user picture
  • 1206 - having relationships with fat chick
  • 1207 - sexually confronting a fat chick
  • 1208 - opposing journalpatrol dictation
  • 1209 - actually giving a shit about politics, we should all be doing meth
  • 1302 - having an eCrush
  • 0187 - murder
  • 1303 - more than 5 colors in your hair
  • 1304 - saying you listen to bands but don't
  • 1305 - attending shows to which you don't listen to any bands of
  • 1306 - sexual activity with someone more than 7 older than you or 1 year younger
  • 1307 - pretending to play instruments that you do not
  • 1308 - tucking your penis
  • 1309 - the wearing of camo fabric

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[102430; 12:44pm]

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Welcome to the journal court! Please look at the info page, and then follow the directions.
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